c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

Like this:

ALT

revui:

holyvirgilscriptures:

you’ve stripped him of so many of his qualities that it’s no longer “he would not say that”. it’s “who the fuck even is that guy”

ALT

mycotoxin:

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

ok……. i trust you. Here i go✋

YEEAAAOWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uouegh

ova-kakyoin:

nyancrimew:

that-house:

ALT

bog-frog:

gas-station-antidepressants3:

carniferous:

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)